Should of let me use the bathroom the first time i asked

So I got a visit from mother nature Friday telling me oh yeah remember your a women, and I have a male teacher for 7th period. I could feel my body saying heyyy Maddie you need to go to the bathroom like now or your miss me's are going to be stained. I raise my hand and ask my teacher can I go to the restroom, he says no so I ask again please coach I need to go to the restroom again he says no. I look at him and say, "I am a female and females get this thing once a month therefor please let me use the restroom." The whole class grew silent till he said go and got all red and embarrassed and then the room was filled with laughter. I felt proud of myself. When I walked back in to the classroom and handed him the pass I said, "Thank you" and he go's, " You're welcome, girl you got some guts." I just smiled and went back to filling in my notes. When I told my mom this story my mom says, "Man you sure are my daughter."

This makes me die of laughter every time.